I HATE MISSOURI

If I could...
I'd throw it in the dumpster
Set it on fire
Torture it until it offed itself
Shit on it
Drive it off a cliff
Slingshot it into a different country
Drown it
Beat the shit out of it
Bury it alive
Piss on it
Hang it
Kick it in the balls
Shove a grenade up its ass

FUCK.
I.
HATE.
THIS.
HELL.
HOLE.
OF.
A.
STATE.
FUCK.
MISSOURI.

BYE.